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Growing up Husky

September 14, 2010


Just like everybody else, my sense of myself was formed by my upbringing.  Growing up in mid 20th Century whitelandia (the suburbs of New York City) with a Wall Street lawyer father and an interior designer mother, it was always clear that both thought that the years of their lives before spawning and World War II were the best years of their lives, and the time since then was one of compromise and disappointment – a classic John Cheever story.

My father had a body type kept trim by a daily intake of between 30 and 40 Kent cigarettes.  My interior designer mother had the ectomorphic perfection of a high fashion model. I also had a beautiful eldest sister who tried hard to live up to my mother’s style and body type, and an older brother who ate everything and anything in unlimited quantities without gaining an ounce.  Being the youngest amid various prototypical maelstroms of mid-century American suburban family life made me hungry on a variety of levels for a host of reasons. Since I was subject to a metabolism and activity level that stored rather than burned excess calories, I effectively translated family stress into bodily bloat.  Not surprisingly, I lived a “husky” childhood.  At least that was the section of the department store my mother stopped in when she bought my clothes.

For my parents, athletics were for others – somehow seen as demeaning, and certainly for the lower social echelons. They danced and golfed before they had kids, and my father went nuts mowing, raking and gardening on weekends, but did little else with his body. My mother was similarly only physical when cleaning the house or engaged in other chores. Thank God for them that T-ball was yet to be inflicted on parents and soccer was only played by Communists.  We children were never signed up for Little League or Youth Basketball, or even taken to sporting events – despite the fact (perhaps because of it) that my grandfather had come over from England to play immigrant-league professional soccer. Somehow, just like brown rice has a low-class taint for the haute Asian chef, sports had the stank of blue collar physicality in a mid-20th century home striving for high bourgeois identity.

Despite my role as the family “husky boy” in this post-World War II period, there was one central food tenet – that three square meals a day were the gastronomic metronome and entitlement that all people should have .  My family’s meals were ritualized but largely joyless and perfunctory, so ease of preparation and minimizing cleanup was at least as important as taste.  Having said that, take-out food was a rarity – both too costly and too self-indulgent.  Similarly, foods intended to be “snacks” were not part of our WASP family’s daily dietary regimen.  So although the content of what was consumed was largely unexamined, the pattern of consuming the named meals at their appointed hours was largely inviolate.

My memories of this pre-“health food” era’s guilt-free embrace of highly processed salty and fatty foods are filled with the same nostalgic Boomer bemusement we have for pre-AIDS sexual activity – all blithe enjoyment without any sense of negative consequences.

The mealtime food served to me as a child was almost farcically 1950s and 60s fare.  Un-frozen vegetables, Asian food, and whole wheat anything were about as common as exercise —i.e., “didn’t happen”.  “Miracle” “convenience” frozen foods by Swanson, Howard Johnson’s and Pepperidge Farm were the dominant fare.  Pre-fab meant high fat, high salt, and no pots and pans.  It was speed over nourishment and fiber.  A zipless feed of brand name delicacies. Mashed potatoes that did not come out of a box only happened at the high holy days of WASP feasting – Thanksgiving, Christmas, and the re-election of Eisenhower.  Similarly, instant Sanka removed both caffeine and the taste of coffee from my parents’ favorite non-alcoholic beverage.

Amid all of these regular meals was my own constant solo ingestion of non-mealtime eating. I didn’t call these “snacks” because the self-indulgence of pretzels, peanuts or potato chips was not tolerated in my family unless served at parties, so I eschewed chewing them.  However, at least for me, any change in venue seemed to require a special food moment.  Coming home from school meant milk and cookies, finishing up homework after dinner meant an extra slice of cake, watching the afternoon TV movie on weekends meant crackers and Cheese Whiz.  Despite eating “classic” foods throughout my youth, I never (never!) had full-sugar sodas.  Coke or 7-Up, somehow viewed as “too sweet”, never darkened our door.  So Tab, Fresca, and the dearly departed Diet Rite Cola were the faux sweetened wash down of many a “treat”.

Despite my gluttonous “sneaking” between meal delights, they never involved mass marketed Cheese Doodles or Twinkies due to my mother’s deeply held view that Julia Child’s Francophile menus were the reference standard for fine dining.  My mother was offended by the very idea of Pop Tarts or “ethnic” food.  However, chocolate milk in the form of Bosco, virtually every Pepperidge Farm cookie ever made, and Sara Lee baked goods were plentiful in our home, and I ate them appropriately as dessert or “cheating” as an evil acting out episode.   Looking back on this three-a-day refined carb and fat fest, one can see how it would be very easy for an sedentary child who spent his time going to school, studying, or watching endless television shows on the 7 channels of his black and white TV could pack on an appreciable amount of lard while having a paucity of calorie ingesting muscle tissue.

This consequence-blind stealth engorgement had a conflicted and ironic role in my childhood.  Food was a nice ‘n’ easy way to blunt the sharp edges of pre-adolescent unhappiness.  Whether I ate for solace or to fulfill mass marketing’s enticements — and maybe that’s a distinction without a difference — I ate too much to have a “normal” body.  By today’s metrics, I think I was actually about average in size, but by the standards of a very body-image focused Mom, and in the wake of a classically self-conscious teenaged sister and a rail-thin older brother, I was grotesquely overweight. It didn’t help that pants were all “tapered leg”, and shirts back then were cut and sized for a lower average body weight. It was an age before the super-buff ideal, yes, but at the same time fat tolerance was at a low ebb– Elvis and Rosemary Clooney were still human sized (even the fat Elvis wouldn’t be considered grotesquely fat by today’s standards), and Judy Garland was popping dexies to stay slim.

Not surprisingly, my childhood was filled with grief-producing weigh-ins at doctor’s offices, in locker rooms, and on my parents’ bathroom scale – all of which reinforced the reality that the elation due to occasional pounds lost was never as great as the inevitable sense of failure and astonishment at the usually increasing tally.

As with many aspects of the Greatest Generation’s suburban life, my parents viewed food and weight as a conflict between good (thin) vs. bad (fat) – an easy transfer reflected in many other battlefields. For my parents, JFK was bad until his untimely demise, and Joe McCarthy was good. Despite never attending them themselves, for my parents private schools were good, and thus public schools were bad. The Beatles didn’t just make bad music, they themselves were deeply bad. Somehow baseball was bad, but football was good (except for the upstart American Football League which was, of course, bad).

If being fat was bad, then it stood to reason that some foods were bad. These judgments were made via the “new” science that provided the smoking gun of any given food’s caloric content.  For the “husky” child, cookies, ice cream, and large portions of anything were bad. So if I ate them I was bad. A 13-year-old boy is hungry, fat or not. I ate. And so I was bad.

At 14, my parents sent me to live in a townhouse in a “developing” downtown Buffalo neighborhood with my brother, a classic 1969 19-year-old (enough said) and go to private day school in the suburbs.  Having the blindness to gain triple digit poundage over the years since, I am not in a position to judge whatever rationales were used to justify my ensconcement.  Having spaced their 3 children out over 10 years, and starting them relatively late in life (my parents were in their 40’s when they had me), my being “remoted” seems now to me to be a case of accelerated empty-nesting.  The traditional WASP jump-start for getting kids out of the house, boarding school, was somehow too effete and self-indulgent for my parents, but homesteading in an urban outpost seemed like “the right thing to do”.  I guess.  But somehow I felt more the canary in the coal mine than Daniel Boone.

With no parental restrictions, my menu was my own.  What does a 14 year old like to eat?  Things he doesn’t have to prepare or clean up after.  Even in pre-microwave 1969 upstate New York there was “fast food”.  Mostly it was Swanson’s delectable “TV Dinners”, always the fattier versions, and the local Burger Chef’’s lard-laced menu coupled with mid-20th century high school food-factory cuisine (any number of fried elements, fluffy “pizza” products, age-ambiguous vegetables, and out-of-the-can desserts).

My earliest exposure to getting my body in shape was born of a simple desire: to knock people down.  In the cause of football, this simply means that on offense you block people and on defense you tackle them.  In order to do this, you need two things – quickness and strength.  At 14 I lacked both.  Possessing both the upper body strength and speed of a septuagenarian, I strapped five-pound weights onto both ankles and only removed them for football practice itself and when I went to sleep at night.

5 Comments leave one →
  1. Andrea F. Bradford permalink
    November 9, 2010 6:31 pm

    You leave me curious about the rest of the story. Very amusing for me, because I grew up in a similar household that held a distain for athletics, and thrived on easier-the-better cooking. What was with that??? We did go for pleasant strolls in the countryside, and skiing in the winter, but that was about it.

    I munched my fare share of Pepperidge Farm cookies too. My brother came home every day and warmed up a can of Spaghetti-O’s…delish!

    It was not until college that I finally tried athletic competition. Although not very tall, I joined the rowing team. My parents thought I had lost my marbles. I was never very good; placed always in the bow seat, but it was great fun, and I gained a new love and respect for athletics and athletes.

    Always enjoy your writing! Thanks! -Andrea

  2. jon saltzberg permalink
    September 19, 2011 10:43 pm

    When I look at Sam’s face, I don’t see a large person, a fat person, I see joy, intelligence, warmth, and raw pastoral power; I think most anyone who has ever encountered you see these same qualities when they look at you; no one leaves your presence thinking, “you know that guy may have been full of joy, intelligence and warmth, but I can’t be his friend because he has huge thighs; that’s a deal breaker for me” you cite your mother as “an ideal of ectomorphic perfection,” but is there such a thing as a perfect body? There really isn’t any such thing, and even the most beautiful fashion models have things about themselves they’d like to change; Elle McPherson, for example, had very downcast eyes, making it difficult to photograph her; what’s problematic about your discussion is your need to cast things in black and white terms; your skinny brother “who could eat anything…” weren’t there things about his body he didn’t like? I’m sure there were…no one can control the home environment they come from, but (and I’ve been guilty of this too) we need to let go of our need to control how others see us; I’d give anything to understand how football works, but all I know how to be is a slug on the pond of life.

  3. jon saltzberg permalink
    September 19, 2011 10:49 pm

    I hope that earlier message wasn’t too syrupy or overwrought; your radio broadcasts are full of warmth and charm and gentle good humor.


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